Born on Earth, and maintaining a nearly constant residency thereon (prove otherwise, smarty-pants!), Brian contends that he is truly not of Alien origin (anal probes notwithstanding). He currently, however, has no fixed abode.

Brian is not known for having anything to do with the theatrical arts in any way, shape or form, though he was once tricked into playing Mr. Texas in an elementary school production of "The History of Texas." He discovered that his best talent was not memorizing lines and thus Texas history was rewritten. Brian is also not known for his overachieving, over-amped, overdriven personality. In fact, he's a slacker. This self knowledge in hand, Brian was naturally attracted to others of his ilk -- those in the theatrical arts.

Brian has hobbies too numerous to mention, and possibly even criminal to utter the existence thereof. One that not many people know about, however, is that of amateur stand-up comedy. He is currently appearing under the second rock to the left under the southbound overpass at I-635 and Josey Lane. Tuesday is Ladies' night, but if you wear a wig, that's good enough for them.

Brian wonders how many times his name, Brian, will appear in this bio about Brian. Brian is not really all that egotistical, but Brian worries that others might think that Brian is. Brian wants you to know that Brian is not. Egotistical, that is. Brian just wanted to clear that up. That makes 13, says Brian. Oops, 14. Brian is somewhat superstitious. 15.